I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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