I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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