I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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