wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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