i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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