That's intense
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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