It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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