Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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