found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
