...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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