im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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