Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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