all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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