By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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