As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
