you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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