Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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