Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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