woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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