i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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