Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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