its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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