let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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