yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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