guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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