that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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