Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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