it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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