Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I will be naked everywhere
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He did a backflip because drugs
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
