i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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