oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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