lets start a swedish sibling band together
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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