Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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