I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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