Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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