My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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