I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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