we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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