Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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