At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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