hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Vodka?
Forever.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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