Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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