Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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