Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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