who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
