Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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