Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize
