piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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