You're a womanizer and a bitch.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
