In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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