she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
