Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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