a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I could fuck to npr.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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