If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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