Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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